Giggled like a school girl

Giggled like a school girl

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Hello junkies, and hello mama too,
Hello to my P.O., deuce up to the boys in blue.
Billy got brass balls, 20 pounds on the catwalk.
LSD & Adderall, and LCDs on the wall.

He’s watching every move, high-tech redneck.
Run up on him if you want to, i be ready, come on.
It might be dark in the woods. But the lights are on.
The money’s counted, and if the price is wrong.

Well then, Billy will get them Gremlins like Spielberg.
He’ll take your house down, off of them pillars.
And take your mom to sizzler, and feed her chicken liver.
That’s cold blooded love, Billy’s a chiller.

Problematic, I’m so problematic that I’m probably a problem addict
Poppin’ aspirin cause my head is hurting
Hotel bedroom missing curtains
Sheets everywhere like a storm has passed
In fact it looks like I got into a wrestling match
Empty bottle of Jack, I can tell I did that
I can smell it in fact, it’s like death and ass
Think for a minute, then roll over and look
To my left, is an open book, the Bible
To my right is a guilty conscious her name is Brook, my rival
At least I think her name is Brook?
She’s asleep and I’m givin’ her the lamest look
Move her hair back so I can see her face
Cause it was dark when I met her at the game
It took about five minutes to get her inside the whip
Another five minutes to get up inside the lips
Never tried, really man I really tried to slip out
But it was just thighs and hips
Okay, I was high and shit
On alcohol and a Yelawolf ego-trip
Leave her lying in bed, cause I don’t need no kiss
And it’s the walk of shame again

johnegbort:

uʍop ǝpısdn pǝuɹnʇ pǝddıןɟ ʇoƃ ǝɟıן ʎɯ ʍoɥ ʇnoqɐ ןןɐ ʎɹoʇs ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ ʍou

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nintenofficial:

dropdeadesu:

aragaki:

i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?

nobody explain

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OH MY GOD

unshaped:

nintenofficial:

dropdeadesu:

aragaki:

i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?

nobody explain

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OH MY GOD

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so-humorous:

kaminas-spirit:

House dressed as a house painting a house on a house

#amazing

so-humorous:

kaminas-spirit:

House dressed as a house painting a house on a house

#amazing

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